YO VW. Respect.

I can relate to the man in this ad.

Hats off to VW . Not their finest work, but it's the most honest ad I've seen in a long time.

But just one thing; is that a company car? Is he stealing it?

 If so , kudos.

Never let your trade secrets slip.

That sick feeling in my stomach that I've had since 1999, often misdiagnosed as tapeworm, turned out to be the feeling everyone gets when they've been ripped off.

I learnt to live with it, like piles, it would flare up every now and then. Bars on Dawson street, Dublin Airport and  most supermarkets would have to be avoided if I didn't want that sick, sick feeling.

And now thanks to Tesco and their Obamaesque "change for good" campaign, we can all see exactly how much the greedy fuckers were ripping us off by.

As Gordon Ramsey would say "Fuck me that is disgusting".

This particular one used to make me projectile vomit every time I bought them.

On the road again

WOO HOO.

I have my laptop back. It had been confiscated after I asked the I.T. guy to get me some more hard disk space. He had a quick look through my machine while I was (passed) out for lunch. Next thing I'm barred from computers and the wifi password is changed.

And now, after a bit of restructuring (I put two chairs through a drywall), they've put me back on the road merchandising, but at least I get a laptop again, and the nephew gave me one of those dongle broadband things that Chris O'Dowd doesn't understand. Except not the Meteor one because that is shit  and only works in Cork and Dublin, mine is the 3 one.

Now I'm back in the car and on the laptop, surfing the net while driving, at last cruise control makes sense to me. Technology is all coming together. You should see the envious looks I get from people on the M50. How they marvel. And then nearly crash. There's some dangerous idiots out there. 

Is it illegal, not sure, I'll google it. After this roundabout.